Happy Holidays From Indie Statik! Greets & Games

istatik

Yeah, we’re being fashionably late on this, and what of it?! Oh, sorry, should probably be a little more…kind with our words. It is supposed to be a happy time of year, after all. So how do we do this?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Yeah, that should do it. While we have you here, though, you may as watch some Josh for a vocal seasonal greeting too. Oh, and make sure to stay with us after that for some free Christmas games. That will be nice, no?

Well, thanks for that, Josh. Some lovely updates on the status of this website too, which, as you can hear, is coming along quite well and will be out of temporary blog mode and will be a real, actual website soon! Woop!

Now, let’s show you some festive and free games that you can play to escape the horrors of the post-Xmas family get-together. Click on the titles or pictures to find the download pages or game pages for each one of the games listed below.

A Puzzling Present

A Puzzling Present

This one is a platformer made by that incredible game developing AI Angelina. Basically, no humans were involved in the making of this game. As such, it’s very odd in its level design and actually very easy. But what better way to welcome our AI overlords than by playing a game they made for us?

Christmas Shotgun Defense

Christmas Shotgun Defense

This is one of our favorite Christmas-themed games of all time. Sos Sosowski manages to outdo himself when bringing gay couple Josif Stalin and Karel Marx together and having you defend their sweet child from the many animals and gift-bearers that head towards its way. Explosions galore!

Gibbets: Santa In Trouble

Gibbets: Santa In Trouble

Take your trusted bow and arrow and use it to help out Santa as well as his reindeer and elves who have, for unknown reasons, been left to hang by the neck. Bit of a problem with this, though, as you may end up killing them with an arrow through the head instead of shooting away the rope suspending them. Just be careful!

Christmas Ride

Christmas Ride

Well, this one just has to make it in because you can plant Santa’s massive face into the snow and laugh as his frozen beard sticks out from beneath. In this you simply have to drive Santa over the snow collecting presents while balancing and maintaining good throttle speed.

Pantless Santa

Pantless Santa

Well, you may be thinking that a Santa with no pants on may lead to some form of erotica, but NO! Not this time. This is an arena shmup in which you are given a random weapon to destroy the snowmen and elves attempting to put your spree to an end. Sometimes you launch snowballs, and other times you take a dump on the floor as a weapon. Yep. Have fun!

Related Posts